The Best of Punch Today

 
News
1 FG denounces Mugabe’s re-election
2 JAMB to publish UME result slips online
3 Court sacks Ekiti State Independent Electoral Commission
4 Borishade, Fani-Kayode to spend weekend in custody
5 Nigeria, Ghana sources of malaria in Britain – Study
6 Why teachers’ strike must continue -Rep
7 Ex-commissioner denies abducting expatriate
8 ...Five teachers arrested for alleged picketing
9 Psychiatrist links poverty to mental problems
10 ...Senate not shielding anyone from arrest – Eze
Business
1 Imported paints are killing local brands
2 Notoriety of artisan, technicians increases among customers
 
Business - Money

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Business - Stock Market

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Politics
1 N’Delta summit: FG chose Gambari because of its international dimension–Orubebe
2 Oyo’s season of assassination allegations
3 Issues, personalities that will shape Lagos LG poll
4 Party chairmen grapple with lack of home clout
5 NASS back to drawing board after Yar’Adua returned 23 bills
Sports
1 Drogba, Eto’o play for S/Africa 2010
2 Boxing: Filipino champ plans weight-move to fight Hatton
3 Wimbledon: Williams sisters against accord match
4 Tennis: Philippoussis escapes drowning while surfing
5 I destroyed Murray perfectly –Nadal
6 ‘Restore FA Cup glamour with myth and stars’
7 Euro Open: Garcia aims to emulate Spanish footballers
8 It’s another Federer, Nadal showdown
9 Cricket: Zimbabwe remains in ICC, pulls out of World T20
10 Okiro sets up LOC for police games
Entertainment

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Entertainment - Spectacles
1 I’VE MADE MONEY, BUT POVERTY STILL HAUNTS ME
2 I left the Navy because I wanted to make money to help my family
3 I’m totally insulated from temptations by women
 
Entertainment - Appetizer
1 Why there’s no woman in my life – Big Yaro
 
Entertainment - Life And Beats
1 Gloria Doyle collapses at album launch
2 Rotimi Makinde turns hotelier
3 D’banj, Sheyman’s feud deepens
4 9ice makes first overseas trip
5 Nomoreloss quits bachelorhood
6 Nayo returns home
7 Malta Guinness rewards Street Dance winners
8 Star Trek 2008 ends
 
Entertainment - Celebrities
1 I hate it when anyone calls me Mama, call me sweet 16
 
Entertainment - Dear Kemi
1 She is 10 years older than me
2 I don’t really love him
3 Help, my guy loves beautiful girls!
4 I can’t meet her needs
5 I’m scared of her
Features
1 As children of murdered UBTH couple relocate, main suspect flees
2 Teenager asked for mum as he was being stabbed to death
3 His son was sent home by striking teachers, minutes later, a building collapsed and he died
4 Fisherman caught with three-tanker load of black oil
5 From clearing excrement to New York modelling
6 Lagos set for showdown with telecom companies over defective masts
7 Travails of a community twice sacked by flood
 
Features - Sex And Sexuality
1 The great sex debate
2 Do women ejaculate? (2)
Health
1 ‘Mistakes most people make about drugs’
2 Breast cancer vaccines look promising
3 Working hard when tired raises blood pressure
4 Opening clogged arteries helps women after heart attack
5 Screening athletes could cut sudden cardiac death risk
Letters
1 As children of murdered UBTH couple relocate, main suspect flees
2 Otta deserves better deal, Gov. Daniel
3 Yar’Adua will fail Niger Delta like Obasanjo did
4 Foreign firms in Nigeria should be more socially responsible
5 Before okada riders annihilate us all
6 Let’s support our Super Eagles
Opinion

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Viewpoint
1 A genius in the house
2 The FA Cup deserves much more
Style

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Style - in Vogue

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